Mark Zuckerberg, biggest flexer of the century

"HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota) 05/29/2018 at 12:21 • Filed to: shitpost

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Just look at his choice of supercar. Also, they totally half-assed the names of some of the cars.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 05/29/2018 at 12:26

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dat Marky Mark choice, tho.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 05/29/2018 at 12:29

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I happen to know Keith Urban has a black Veyron that he drives on the regular all around Nashville.

LastFirstMI is my name > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 05/29/2018 at 13:03

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Surely that’s a typo for NSX? Right??

Thomas Donohue > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 05/29/2018 at 13:05

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He also has a mk6 GTI...I would have put that on the list instead.

(Didn’t he buy a Pagani? Or was that just a Facebook rumour?)

Ash78, voting early and often > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/29/2018 at 13:05

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I bet that was his first big car purchase and he stuck with it.

I would design a decal for the engine cover that says “V12: The Funky Bunch”

SmugAardvark > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 05/29/2018 at 13:06

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I would argue that the biggest mistake on that list is that they referred to Criss Angel as a superstar. Not once, but twice.

Ash78, voting early and often > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 05/29/2018 at 13:08

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Of course TSX. Didn’t anoyne else read the classic book The Sociopathic Megalomaniacal Dot Com Billionaire Next Door ?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Ash78, voting early and often 05/29/2018 at 13:19

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I also would not have called Michael Strahan behind the wheel of a V12 Vanquish.

interstate366, now In The Industry > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 05/29/2018 at 13:19

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I’m ok with this.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Ash78, voting early and often 05/29/2018 at 13:21

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I did. Why do you think I bought one?

Dark chocolate > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 05/29/2018 at 13:28

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And he’s had that from quite some time.

He basically has “shit-loads” of fuck-you level money.

If I was him, I’d park couple hyper-cars in every villa in every city I owned a mansion in.

I mean.

I mean

- half a million dollar will buy you a Lambo / ferrari easy - 20 of those - $10M

- couple hundred thousand will get you a cheap grocery-getter like a a bullet proof Escalade - 10 of those - $3M

- With some of the most exotic - rarest bespoke hyper cars costing ~$2M - $3M. 20 of those - $50M.

All said and done $65M will net an amazing collection spread worldwide.

That’s less than 1% of his yearly income.

Captain of the Enterprise > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 05/29/2018 at 13:45

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The 7 series is also questionable to me.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Captain of the Enterprise 05/29/2018 at 14:10

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Maybe an Alpina or something. Also, the reply button works again.

Captain of the Enterprise > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 05/29/2018 at 14:32

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Mine is working but I have to hit reply like 20 times lol.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Captain of the Enterprise 05/29/2018 at 14:55

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Just take it and run before Ernie trolls us yet again

Kar Wai Wong > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 05/29/2018 at 15:41

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I was expecting some truly cringy Lamborghini Mustang stuff, but I got disappointing/pleased. Some of the mistakes are just puzzling. They spelled Murciélago properly with the accent for Akon, and yet they completely miss out the model name for Shaun White. They also can’t decide whether they want to use ampersands, commas or nothing at all.